{"id":52,"date":"2009-12-01T12:40:26","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T20:40:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/?p=52"},"modified":"2009-12-01T12:40:26","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T20:40:26","slug":"talkin-bout-evolution","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/talkin-bout-evolution\/","title":{"rendered":"Talkin&rsquo; bout evolution"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Purely random non-testing info here, but important if you ever need to pick me out of a crowd. I\u2019ve been having hair issues recently, and it\u2019s been pointed out that I\u2019ve become difficult to recognize. This blog post is your clue to finding me should I ever fall off the grid.<\/p>\n<p>Once upon a time (you know \u2013 college), I had long hair \u2013 long enough that I could reach behind my back and touch it. I kept it long until about 1999 or so. One day I got up, decided I was done with long hair and got it cut off (not all of it \u2013 yet at least).<\/p>\n<p>As of 2005 or so, I looked sort of like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/AlanPage200501.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"Alan Page 2005 01\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Alan Page 2005 01\" src=\"http:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/AlanPage200501_thumb.jpg\" width=\"83\" height=\"115\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>A few years later, my job in EE, along with prolonged exposure to small children (oldest was born in 2004) turned me into this (2007 or so \u2013 this is, incidentally, the pic I used for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hwtsam.com\" target=\"_blank\">hwtsam<\/a>, as well as my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sqe.com\/stareast\/SpeakerIndex.aspx#Page\">STAR East bio<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Page.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"Page\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Page\" src=\"http:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/Page_thumb.png\" width=\"85\" height=\"118\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>I had a problem last spring. I needed to get my hair cut, but couldn\u2019t find the time. It bugged me so much that I took matters into my own hands and cut it all off. For the entire summer, I looked kind of like this.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/image.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/image_thumb.png\" width=\"63\" height=\"68\" \/><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/account\/profile_image\/alanpage?hreflang=en\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/a1.twimg.com\/profile_images\/320778158\/alan_bigger.jpg\" width=\"73\" height=\"73\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A few weeks ago, I determined that hair actually provides warmth during cold weather. Today, I look like this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/image1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px\" title=\"image\" border=\"0\" alt=\"image\" src=\"http:\/\/angryweasel.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/image_thumb1.png\" width=\"91\" height=\"102\" \/><\/a> <\/p>\n<p>I expect to have something resembling a full head of hair by the time STAR rolls around.<\/p>\n<p>And now, you\u2019re caught up. My head fashion show is over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Purely random non-testing info here, but important if you ever need to pick me out of a crowd. I\u2019ve been having hair issues recently, and it\u2019s been pointed out that I\u2019ve become difficult to recognize. This blog post is your clue to finding me should I ever fall off the grid. 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